I bleached my hair

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  • Published: 31 July 2019
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    To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
    Or to take a comb against a head of hair
    And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
    No more; and by a bleach to say we end
    The brunette and the thousand follicles
    That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
    To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there's the rub:
    For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
    When we have washed off this conditioner,
    Must give us pause—there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long hair.
    For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
    Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
    The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
    When he himself might his mane of hair make
    With a 30 volume developer?

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  • Sebastian Cabezas
    Sebastian Cabezas  3 months back

    Estupida

  • Georgia Hildenbrand
    Georgia Hildenbrand  2 hours back

    “To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness,
    Or to take a comb against a head of hair
    And by opposing end them. To bleach—to dye,
    No more; and by a bleach to say we end
    The brunette and the thousand follicles
    That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ;
    To bleach, perchance to tone—ay, there's the rub:
    For in that bleach of death what breakage may come,
    When we have washed off this conditioner,
    Must give us pause—there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long hair.
    For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide,
    Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay,
    The insolence of box dye, and the spurns
    That patient merit of th'blondness takes,
    When he himself might his mane of hair make
    With a 30 volume developer?“
    YES JOANA THE ART THAT IS YOUR DESCRIPTION MAKES MERE MORTALS TTTRREEMMMBLE

    • Jim Schaefer
      Jim Schaefer  5 hours back

      U act like ur funny but ur not 😑

      • Angelina Coffey
        Angelina Coffey  7 hours back

        Do you like reading, cuz u said that u went to ikea to get a new book shelf 😛

        • Project: Frisk
          Project: Frisk  13 hours back

          No one:




          Joana: *mY DUdEs!*

          • MeMe hhee
            MeMe hhee  13 hours back

            Hah you look like lelepons

            • Little Lionet
              Little Lionet  18 hours back

              I wanna be like you when I’m 17 👌😌

              • eat_my_bubbles •-•
                eat_my_bubbles •-•  19 hours back

                5 am in the morning..








                Watching John Cena

                • Adara Nicholls
                  Adara Nicholls  1 days back

                  You're in uni now 😂😂 Woo hoo. I can watch you and not feel old anymore 😂

                  • Manu Rebouças
                    Manu Rebouças  1 days back

                    Meu pai do céu

                    • Salty
                      Salty  1 days back

                      At 2:49 you looked like Draco Malfoy

                      • Victor Visser
                        Victor Visser  2 days back

                        Oh no! Do not go to the indoctrination camp known as university.

                        • Gaide A
                          Gaide A  2 days back

                          Thats a tiny mic. XD🥴

                          • Mckenzie Schram
                            Mckenzie Schram  2 days back

                            What color will joana dye her hair next

                            • Mckenzie Schram
                              Mckenzie Schram  2 days back

                              Brad moto is shook

                              • Amelie Hall
                                Amelie Hall  2 days back

                                Every two minutes
                                Joana "hello my dudes"
                                Lol luv u 😄

                                • crystinxs
                                  crystinxs  2 days back

                                  Sem defeitos

                                  • Htr T.C.
                                    Htr T.C.  2 days back

                                    Pourquoi le titre est en français alors qu'elle parle en anglais ?!?

                                    • Youi Kim
                                      Youi Kim  3 days back

                                      Joana❌
                                      Lady gaga✅

                                      • toxic bitch
                                        toxic bitch  3 days back

                                        почему описание и название на русском.. а говорит она на инглише...

                                        • Maria Spagnuolo
                                          Maria Spagnuolo  3 days back

                                          Enything to b noticed like STFU 😂 already u talk to much

                                          • Lindsey R
                                            Lindsey R  3 days back

                                            Wella T-18 with 10 volume and it will be perfect 🙌🏽

                                            • its just america
                                              its just america  4 days back

                                              8:44 HEY MY DUDE

                                              • Lars Mars
                                                Lars Mars  4 days back

                                                Joana:I JUST INHALED SOAP


                                                Me:*somehow smells and tastes soap*

                                                • slime_ xoxo
                                                  slime_ xoxo  4 days back

                                                  Je bent echt de beste YouTuber en je bent echt super mooi lysm💖💖💖

                                                  • Inaya Doggo
                                                    Inaya Doggo  4 days back

                                                    did anyone read the description? lol

                                                    • Anastasia LaPiere
                                                      Anastasia LaPiere  5 days back

                                                      You shouldnt have start from the roots btw

                                                      • Gamer CatYT
                                                        Gamer CatYT  5 days back

                                                        John Cena:I'm not gonna enter the ramen zone,

                                                        Me:*eating ramen*

                                                        Also me:wtf....

                                                        • Sophie Frances
                                                          Sophie Frances  5 days back

                                                          amazing camera work by mother goose

                                                          • Emmy Dee
                                                            Emmy Dee  5 days back

                                                            Anyone know what bleach she used the first time ?

                                                            • لومه عبده
                                                              لومه عبده  5 days back

                                                              Why do u look girmin

                                                              • Alisia Montes De Oca JMB

                                                                I think she's funny!

                                                                • Grace Walker
                                                                  Grace Walker  5 days back

                                                                  Hey google



                                                                  is there anything called "not normal hair"

                                                                  • ꧁ɱɪɩɩɪe peɍfecț꧂

                                                                    "Desclorei" hahahaha omg, is "descolori"

                                                                    • Eyüp Öztürk
                                                                      Eyüp Öztürk  6 days back

                                                                      Hello, wtf are you doing with yourself? Dont you have any friend that will say "you aren't funny, dont act like that please"? I think you're trying to be in american horror story tv show as a freak

                                                                      • Lucia Medina
                                                                        Lucia Medina  6 days back

                                                                        You’re illegally blonde

                                                                        • artisticcherryx
                                                                          artisticcherryx  7 days back

                                                                          Joana your literally me but when I'm borED

                                                                          • Izzy Reis
                                                                            Izzy Reis  7 days back

                                                                            well, so I'm from Brazil and I literally just met you. i just wanted to say i did exactly the same thing with my hair two months ago. it got destroyed, then I got redhead, I'm redhead, but now seeing your video reminded me of how cool it is to be blonde and NOW I WANT TO GET BLONDE AGAIN THANKS JOANA

                                                                            • Lea Qtn
                                                                              Lea Qtn  1 weeks back

                                                                              Tchip

                                                                              • Savita Kujur
                                                                                Savita Kujur  1 weeks back

                                                                                ESTUPIDA

                                                                                • charlotte stern
                                                                                  charlotte stern  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Am I the only one who thought she was gaby who left buzzfeed?¿

                                                                                  • Ciaociao Ciaociao
                                                                                    Ciaociao Ciaociao  1 weeks back

                                                                                    ma perché il titolo è in italiano?

                                                                                    • N M
                                                                                      N M  1 weeks back

                                                                                      OMG JOANA+CRISTINE SHOULD DO A NAIL POLISH COLLAB!!!!

                                                                                      • Alvaro Erazo
                                                                                        Alvaro Erazo  1 weeks back

                                                                                        hahahahahahahaha

                                                                                        • Lois Emily
                                                                                          Lois Emily  1 weeks back

                                                                                          this is what senioritis does to people

                                                                                          • Ходячий Рофл

                                                                                            Я сначала подумала,что это nixel pixel

                                                                                            • Лейла Мусаева

                                                                                              Дура

                                                                                              • mia belle
                                                                                                mia belle  1 weeks back

                                                                                                Brad Mondo is starting to dig his grave.