True Facts: Mating Dance of the Ostrich


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  • Another Person
    Another Person  2 hours back

    I was literally studying, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS; when my brain started going "OSTRICH, OSTRICH ON MY KNEES FOR YA, OSTRICH!!!" and it will not leave me so help me. Has someone found a way to make it stop???

    • M Piper
      M Piper  2 hours back

      1:36 Did anyone else find this somewhat disturbing?

      • Cha Nel
        Cha Nel  4 hours back

        Similar to the way Valerie Cherish dances.

        • Prizmar Valschi
          Prizmar Valschi  8 hours back

          I was expecting a "now available on SoundCloud and iTunes" at the end

          • SoraShadowdancer
            SoraShadowdancer  9 hours back

            All of your videos are fantastic, but this one. Oh, this is the best one by far! Thank you for that wonderful little tune, lol.

            • Najwa Laylah
              Najwa Laylah  9 hours back

              A *ton* of redeeming artistic and cultural value. Next, I'd like to see the laying of the egg from a nest-cam view.

              • Matthew Butler
                Matthew Butler  10 hours back

                Damn it! That is going to be playing in my head all night long! Thanks Ze!

                • yellow boi
                  yellow boi  12 hours back

                  N o w t e d d y i s o n d r u g s

                  • Cragmortis
                    Cragmortis  12 hours back

                    I'm waiting for a dude named Magic Joe to show up in the comments.

                    • Varmint LP
                      Varmint LP  14 hours back

                      Say whatever you want but this is pretty funny 😂
                      Also you should have added you famous phrase "That's how do" in your sexy voice . I absolutley love it xD

                      • Wendell
                        Wendell  18 hours back

                        Smh...this is all I've got for what I've just watched. Lol

                        • GreenChick420
                          GreenChick420  19 hours back

                          This song needs to be on iTunes or something lol please get "mafuckin' sexy ostrich" on a t-shirt!!

                          • Julia M
                            Julia M  20 hours back

                            Ze, you are my ultimate dinner guest. I'd spend 3 days working 8 hours each day concocting an elaborate 5 course meal to be devoured in an hour or two over the what I can only image would be intense human emotional connection that we all crave but lack in this the year of our lord 2020.

                            • Alizander Ramon
                              Alizander Ramon  21 hours back

                              Great sound hahahaha ..

                              • MAstaCheez
                                MAstaCheez  22 hours back

                                Google images search "saustrich"

                                You will not be disappointed

                                • Mike R
                                  Mike R  1 days back

                                  take it to the trott........heeeey!

                                  • YourPointBeing?
                                    YourPointBeing?  1 days back

                                    I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                    • jankey dadon
                                      jankey dadon  1 days back

                                      holy shit i lost it

                                      • Tosha Strong
                                        Tosha Strong  1 days back

                                        "Cause the "D" ain't free." I'm speaking to you from my wake, because I died. LMAO 😆😆😆

                                        • tollwest
                                          tollwest  1 days back

                                          ostrich porn hahahaha

                                          • Holly Justice
                                            Holly Justice  2 days back

                                            This makes me laugh every time I watch it

                                            • Mayte Exxis
                                              Mayte Exxis  2 days back

                                              hey this video isn't censored. heh heh

                                              • Random Me
                                                Random Me  2 days back

                                                I need the lyrics pls. Haha

                                                • Bob Smith
                                                  Bob Smith  2 days back

                                                  I need lyrics asap!

                                                  • formusicssake
                                                    formusicssake  2 days back

                                                    Gross 😂

                                                    • Xion Kale
                                                      Xion Kale  2 days back

                                                      Imagine having intercourse while dancing ...

                                                      • Anton Samsonov
                                                        Anton Samsonov  2 days back

                                                        It's a hit!

                                                        • Adrian Thornton
                                                          Adrian Thornton  2 days back

                                                          This song needs a mashup with Love Games from Mighty Boosh. Please, someone make this happen.

                                                          • wilho's creator
                                                            wilho's creator  2 days back

                                                            "you gotta pay for the O because the D ain't free...that don't make sense..." But in an uncanny sexual politicky way, it does...

                                                            Zefrank is my mind porn.💚

                                                            • j ferg
                                                              j ferg  2 days back

                                                              She's still eating while he is getting busy. Lmao

                                                              • chris 1224
                                                                chris 1224  2 days back

                                                                does anyone know the lyrics??

                                                                • MaxArt
                                                                  MaxArt  2 days back

                                                                  Folks, a little help with the lyrics?

                                                                  Motherfucking sexy ostrich bending (?) on my knees
                                                                  Motherfucking sexy ostrich saying baby please

                                                                  Ostrich, I stretch my neck out for ya
                                                                  Might have done ya (???)
                                                                  Baby I'm on my knees for ya

                                                                  I spell 'ostrich' with a capital D
                                                                  You gotta pay for the O 'cause the D ain't free
                                                                  It don't make sense
                                                                  Big bird ain't got nothing on me
                                                                  Big bird, open Sesame and you gonna see (you gonna see)

                                                                  Ostrich, I stretch my neck out for ya
                                                                  Might have done ya (???)
                                                                  Baby I'm on my knees for ya

                                                                  • Ben Coombs
                                                                    Ben Coombs  2 days back

                                                                    I've watched this at least a dozen times and I laugh every time

                                                                    • Karl Manners
                                                                      Karl Manners  2 days back

                                                                      Do the Tragopan next!

                                                                      • FEAR0226
                                                                        FEAR0226  2 days back

                                                                        If that was a woman being such a bitch about it you have a moral obligation to society to strangle her with the straps of her $800 purse.

                                                                        • Cordelia Siporin
                                                                          Cordelia Siporin  2 days back

                                                                          OMG this has been stuck in my head CONSTANTLY since this video was posted. And it's not the most appropriate thing to start unconsciously singing in public, especially when you're a college professor... XD

                                                                          • Hush Bolman
                                                                            Hush Bolman  2 days back

                                                                            Zefrank, please do the Urutau. They're absolutely terrifying, hilarious looking, and really fitting for this mini series.

                                                                            • AbstrakPoWeTT
                                                                              AbstrakPoWeTT  2 days back

                                                                              Fuck yes, I grow smarter with everyfuckin video keep up the great fuckin educational work.

                                                                              • T h o f] ༺Dark༻
                                                                                T h o f] ༺Dark༻  2 days back

                                                                                Do true fact about the blob fish

                                                                                • Homer's Iliad
                                                                                  Homer's Iliad  2 days back

                                                                                  I have legit had this stuck in my head all day lol

                                                                                  • Kevin Mcnee
                                                                                    Kevin Mcnee  2 days back

                                                                                    ze frank's voice sounds older in this

                                                                                    • Jerome L.
                                                                                      Jerome L.  3 days back

                                                                                      I spell Ostrich with a capital D

                                                                                      • Sativum Coalho
                                                                                        Sativum Coalho  3 days back

                                                                                        Lyrics please!!

                                                                                        • Acatsworldd silva
                                                                                          Acatsworldd silva  3 days back

                                                                                          hay I remember you did a Teddy operation

                                                                                          • sive1231
                                                                                            sive1231  3 days back

                                                                                            This is the first thing to come up if you type Ostrich

                                                                                            • my name is chef
                                                                                              my name is chef  3 days back


                                                                                              • Lucas
                                                                                                Lucas  3 days back

                                                                                                Friend: what do you listen to?
                                                                                                Me: it’s complicated

                                                                                                • Billy Nuqui
                                                                                                  Billy Nuqui  3 days back

                                                                                                  no one's talking about the ostrich's dick? see how great that song is zefrank1?