Dear Mom, give me a dog

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  • Published: 04 February 2019
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  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   9 months back

    Just some clarification: I said that I didn’t want a pitbull because there is a running joke on this channel that I don’t do well with the singer/rapper/dictator Pitbull. I have in fact met several pitbulls and they have always been sweet. So sorry if I came off as insensitive!

  • Ray Wolfie
    Ray Wolfie  10 hours back

    I have a golden retriever and I’m telling you get one of those they are the best I’m also an only child and she is like a sister to me. She is currently lying on mah lap but beware they like shed A LOT. GOOD LUCK bye.

    • Ray Wolfie
      Ray Wolfie  10 hours back

      Yeah I liked my own comment.

  • Bec Jones
    Bec Jones  2 days back

    Me and my mum are allergic to dogs but we have 3 dogs

    • Kaylee Lisenby
      Kaylee Lisenby  5 days back

      she worked so hard to make this. if her mom says no; I WILL SUE HERb

      • abbie rivera
        abbie rivera  6 days back

        I love you dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Alysa Zara
          Alysa Zara  6 days back

          Dear mothergoose please give our john cena her a freaking give her a dog

          • ur aesthetic gril
            ur aesthetic gril  1 weeks back

            You should get a German Shepherd

            • ur aesthetic gril
              ur aesthetic gril  1 weeks back

              Omg same thing happened too me!! I was coming home from school AND THIS 2 INCH FLUFF BALL STARTED SNIFFING ME AWAY HE WAS THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE

              • Nyftii
                Nyftii  1 weeks back

                Ohmahgod only child squad

                • Jazmine Lugo
                  Jazmine Lugo  2 weeks back

                  Flex tape will no be able to fix my broken life or broken heart

                  • Shreckocodo Avacodo
                    Shreckocodo Avacodo  2 weeks back

                    when you hit 6 million we should force your mom to get you a dog.

                    • Memes will carry on
                      Memes will carry on  2 weeks back

                      I have a german shepherd and he is called vinnie. HE IS THE BEST

                      • Kendall Yost
                        Kendall Yost  2 weeks back

                        You should get a Giant Snachzer

                        • Bell Iron Fist
                          Bell Iron Fist  2 weeks back

                          YOU SHOULD GET A BIRD:

                          THEY DONT SMELL
                          THEIR POOP DOESNT STAIN
                          THEY DONT PUKE EVERYWHERE
                          THEY ARE SASSY
                          THEY HAVE GREAT PERSONALITY
                          THEY ARE RUDE
                          THEY SING
                          THEY TALK
                          AND THEY GIVE KISSES


                          Plz get a cockatiel that basically describes them

                          • Μαρία παπαματθαιακη

                            I am also a lonely child and I have been begging my mom since I was just born to get a dog and her answer was NO IM SICK OF THIS!!😂 I JUST WANT A DOG IS NOT THE BIG DEAL 😭😭😂 I'M SICK OF BEING ALONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 😭😭😂

                            • Shadøw Kittie gacha UWU

                              Joana: Then You Wont Have To Worry About An Itchy Nose.And A Runny Throte


                              Me: Isn't It The Other Way Around Cus I Dont Think A Runny Throte Is A Thing

                            • karlena sanchez
                              karlena sanchez  3 weeks back

                              You are the best youtuber I ever know!!!! ❤️

                              • Farrah Johnson
                                Farrah Johnson  3 weeks back

                                I have a dog and it really isn’t that hard to take care of I do everything for it
                                Like if u want a dog 🐶

                                • AIR Productions
                                  AIR Productions  3 weeks back

                                  If you want a lap dog you should look at teacup Maltese, they are beautiful and guess what, they have hair not fur. So allergy friendly

                                  • Jaime Hall
                                    Jaime Hall  3 weeks back

                                    I have a dog named buster im sorry Joana

                                    • COFFEE BEAN
                                      COFFEE BEAN  3 weeks back

                                      I'll give you a dog:
                                      <(*~*)>
                                      / \ \
                                      *--->->

                                      • E Z
                                        E Z  3 weeks back

                                        It took me 6 YEARS to persuade my parents to get a dog. Keep going!

                                        • banana berry animations

                                          MOTHER GOOSE, GIVE HER LE DOOOOOOOOOOG

                                          • Natalie Tribbey
                                            Natalie Tribbey  3 weeks back

                                            24 inches is 2 feet, which is about 0.61 meters (for anyone not in the U.S.A) 👍

                                            • 赵雪莲
                                              赵雪莲  3 weeks back

                                              Mother goose give that child a dog before She bakes more. Cookies

                                              • Gigi The Pup
                                                Gigi The Pup  3 weeks back

                                                2:36 I know how you feel I am also an only child and my cousins are all back in Brazil ;(

                                                • Leah Goodman
                                                  Leah Goodman  3 weeks back

                                                  Mother Goose give her a dog already!

                                                  • Zara Versten
                                                    Zara Versten  3 weeks back

                                                    "A whopping twenty-four inches!" literally 2 feet, a.k.a. half a meter

                                                    • s u g a f r e e
                                                      s u g a f r e e  3 weeks back

                                                      im curious of what her search history looks like

                                                      • yelly !!
                                                        yelly !!  4 weeks back

                                                        Dear mother goose:,


                                                        Its oct.2019 now give jojo ciwa a dog pls.
                                                        .......

                                                        • Saeda Yoxtheimer
                                                          Saeda Yoxtheimer  4 weeks back

                                                          That ending had me shook to Narnia😂

                                                          • leyvarez kids
                                                            leyvarez kids  4 weeks back

                                                            Give her a dog

                                                            • Janka Urbanova
                                                              Janka Urbanova  4 weeks back

                                                              You know there is a dog with hair. So people who have allergies.

                                                              • biG ChungAsbOi
                                                                biG ChungAsbOi  1 months back

                                                                After 8 months, still no dog

                                                                • Heen
                                                                  Heen  1 months back

                                                                  Me with 9 dogs and 1 cat: yes I approve this message

                                                                  • Koko T.
                                                                    Koko T.  1 months back

                                                                    24 inches is 60 centimeters :)

                                                                    • Grace Place
                                                                      Grace Place  1 months back

                                                                      Dear Mother Goose,
                                                                      Please give John Cena a dogo !
                                                                      Sincerely, Grace

                                                                      • Chimmy is jimin's lost jam

                                                                        5:49 that looks exactly like jungkook (im sorry lol)

                                                                        • Chimmy is jimin's lost jam

                                                                          5:49 that looks exactly like jungkook (im sorry lol)

                                                                          • You.
                                                                            You.  1 months back

                                                                            By the way if you want a poodle, I don't believe there is a teacup poodle, but call it what you want. Also I own a poodle and yes get one, they don't shed, amazing little dudes, and why not. IT'S HEAVEN IN A DOGGO

                                                                            • Gina Gonzalez
                                                                              Gina Gonzalez  1 months back

                                                                              The only question that no one seems to be asking is.... Did she say yes? I mean come on people these are the questions we should be asking.

                                                                              • Gina Gonzalez
                                                                                Gina Gonzalez  1 months back

                                                                                Yeah your right but I'm still curious. Thanks for the reply.

                                                                              • Ali
                                                                                Ali  1 months back

                                                                                Gina Gonzalez If she said yes joana would make a video about it

                                                                            • Marité Bäumler
                                                                              Marité Bäumler  1 months back

                                                                              I just make the same a year ago and my mom says yes 🤩

                                                                              • libby bloop
                                                                                libby bloop  1 months back

                                                                                Great Dane all the way

                                                                                • valerie time
                                                                                  valerie time  1 months back

                                                                                  OMG FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE IS ALERGIC TO DOGS! Im not as lonely

                                                                                  • Nefertiti LeFlore
                                                                                    Nefertiti LeFlore  1 months back

                                                                                    Im showing this to my mom as it is basically the same argument as mine

                                                                                    • Adriana Riisna
                                                                                      Adriana Riisna  2 months back

                                                                                      You should ask your mum for a dog when u have 3 m subs👍

                                                                                      • Green Bean
                                                                                        Green Bean  2 months back

                                                                                        You just go ahead and bring home 🏡 a puppy 🐶 or kitten 🐱 or piglet 🐷 or bunny 🐰 or alpaca 🦙 without seeking your mother’s ’ permission first.

                                                                                        Who knows the puppy 🐶 or alpaca 🦙 🤣 might grow on her , and she might have a 🖤 change of heart 💜 🤷🏻‍♀️

                                                                                        Sure worked for you ( Lil Baby Jona Cena) 👶🏻 right 🤣

                                                                                        Or

                                                                                        If that fails👎🏽 to work ,

                                                                                        you can use your YouTube money 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 ,

                                                                                        And get your own house 🏡

                                                                                        and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER 💕 with your alpaca 🦙 and puppy 🐶

                                                                                        👍🏼

                                                                                        • Japanese Vibes
                                                                                          Japanese Vibes  2 months back

                                                                                          Pitbulls r good boys what do u mean???
                                                                                          I didn’t read ur comment 😥 sry